Primordial Thought

Jun 04

In the words of the Princess Bride: I’ve spent years building up an immunity to it. Besides which, it’s not so much that I poison with my anger, so much as I would seek to drown the object of my hate in it..

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Jun 03

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“In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it’s stunning how little imagination most people display.” — Chuck Palahniuk (via thesarcasticsunshine)

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“Why would we go to war on women? They don’t have any oil.” — Stephen Colbert (via destroythegop)

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Jun 02

The ship rats spill forth. Their elegant skulls are certain with the armoured insight of royalty, for they keep stars in their flesh. Go you, to the cave and tie up one Ram to a stout oaken stake driven into the earth with force. Shear it on the day of the industrial novel. The young will be carnally inclined, while the newcomer stitches boots from the hide of your Ram, having sacrificed it in the resourceful manner and offered the beautiful kidney forth. Be sparing to this alien until such time as they depart.

“There’s beautiful girls here, oh never you mind,
With beautiful shapes nature never designed,
And lovely complexions all roses and cream,
But let me remark with regard to the same:
That if of those roses you venture to sip,
The colours might all come away on your lip,” — The Mountains of Mourne

fuckyeahdiablo3:

WD FTW

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bad-dominicana:

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To be starkly honest - if the bloke misses it, you need to find yourself another bloke.

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Jun 01

“During those formative years my parents and violin teachers teased me with a certain phrase. After I’d finish practicing a difficult piece, they’d say, “That was good, but you’re not living up to your potential”. This mantra was undoubtedly mean to inspire me to work harder. But its actual effect was to cause me to wonder with growing intensity over the years, what is my potential? How would I know when I’ve achieved it? What are the farthest reaches of the human mind?” — Dean Radin, Entangled Minds

May 31

There are days where you just want to put scars on every Angel Face pretty boy around.

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Nobody should ever use the phrase ‘cray cray’ - you sound like a four year old. Stop it.

May 30

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“A cigar is like a wife!
Put it to your lips, and light it;
When you’ve learnt to do it right, it
Adds a certain zest to life.
Mind you keep on puffing it,
Or it’s out, and can’t be lit.
Ah, the aroma! Ah, the glow!
Will you have one? Thank you, No.” — Aleister Crowley (via rawpleasures)

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